I don’t know who told the Brood X Cicadas that they could just show up unannounced four years early. But whoever it is, they will have hell to pay. It’s 2017, and those beady-eyed flying terrors of destruction were not due back here for another four years. I needed those four years to come up with an escape plan.
Anyone who knows me know that I am not a cicada fan. And anyone who knows me well knows that I had a little blog called The Cicada Files back during the last Brood X invasion.
As I will be spending a lot of time indoors over the next several weeks, I’ll be sharing posts from The Cicada Files archives here.
Damn you, Cicadas.
Kimberly Shorter 